Random treasure roll
Gave me Holy Avenger,
I can't detect evil.
Dante and Virgil
Inferno is a love song
Stupid Beatrice
('Dumb Beatrice' if you're going with the Italian four syllables)
Noble Liu Bei
Speaks wise words: 'Bros before hos.'
His dynasty fails.
Plotting and scheming
Buys Mountain Dew and Smarties
'I kick in the door.'
Delicate Piano
Clumsy playing, clumsy notes
Heavy sledgehammer.
See the lusty Scot
See the marvel of Scotland
The pole-dancing sheep.
Zesty, rich flavor
It's not cannibalism
If it tastes this good.
Right dexter physics
Free association game
Cthulhu needs hugs.
Poetry is not
Churned, it is lo